Something to SHOUT About!

Finally, after months of searching through a endless mirage of news articles and magazine clippings, Internet sites, and any other form of media known to man at present; our team of news researchers and analyzers has finally found something TSS worthy to shout about!
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Mr. Stephen Smith received a clear pass for all four of his PhD comprehensive exams!!!
I have never known a day (nor will I probably ever) when he has not been in school! He truly has inherited his baby brothers academic genes seeing as his baby brother has not been blessed with them!
For more Information on this mile marker achievement please visit here & here!
In other news, I the editor of TSS, have just completed my final examination for high school mathematics! I am utterly ecstatic!

TGFF

Thank God For Friday!

More breaking news!!!

Unbelievable!!

Shelby County Crime Wave

A Shelbyville man was beaten to death with a 2x4 early Wednesday morning.


Police say killing was not an accident.

BREAKING news:
Police shot and killed the apparent suspect in a stabbing in Shelby County.

Happy Birthday Nathan!

January 5th, 1986. A date that we shall forever cherish. For on this day, some 23 years ago, Shelby County Indiana recieved their 1st baby of the new year. Now after these many years, we celebrate the birth of one Nathan J. Smith!!

SBHC Ministry Party

Dear Readers, this past Thursday evening, divisions of the SBHC Ministry Departments came together to enjoy an evening of fellowship. The evening ran rather smoothly with 37 attendees present. A diverse geographical representation was present with persons as far away as Detroit and Chicago in attendance.

However, as the evening progressed, things started to take a turn for the worse. Who ever heard tell of such a vicious game called UNO ATTACK? Do you know what can happen when you get 3 or 4 intense human beings involved in a vigorous game of Pit?! watch.  

When the smoke had cleared...and the bodies were properly disposed of....one attendee went to the Intensive Care Unit.....and one rather intense player of the game Pit, promptly rushed to the ER. (honest!) 

Finally, after the house was repaired as best as it could be (the blood stains on the carpet will just have to wait), I looked back on the evening and came to the shocking conclusion that a very high percentage of those in attendance had a "delightful" experience!?!

 Happy New Year!!

To the New Year.....

....Cheers.