Something to SHOUT About!

Finally, after months of searching through a endless mirage of news articles and magazine clippings, Internet sites, and any other form of media known to man at present; our team of news researchers and analyzers has finally found something TSS worthy to shout about!
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Mr. Stephen Smith received a clear pass for all four of his PhD comprehensive exams!!!
I have never known a day (nor will I probably ever) when he has not been in school! He truly has inherited his baby brothers academic genes seeing as his baby brother has not been blessed with them!
For more Information on this mile marker achievement please visit here & here!
In other news, I the editor of TSS, have just completed my final examination for high school mathematics! I am utterly ecstatic!

TGFF

Thank God For Friday!

More breaking news!!!

Unbelievable!!

Shelby County Crime Wave

A Shelbyville man was beaten to death with a 2x4 early Wednesday morning.


Police say killing was not an accident.

BREAKING news:
Police shot and killed the apparent suspect in a stabbing in Shelby County.

Happy Birthday Nathan!

January 5th, 1986. A date that we shall forever cherish. For on this day, some 23 years ago, Shelby County Indiana recieved their 1st baby of the new year. Now after these many years, we celebrate the birth of one Nathan J. Smith!!

SBHC Ministry Party

Dear Readers, this past Thursday evening, divisions of the SBHC Ministry Departments came together to enjoy an evening of fellowship. The evening ran rather smoothly with 37 attendees present. A diverse geographical representation was present with persons as far away as Detroit and Chicago in attendance.

However, as the evening progressed, things started to take a turn for the worse. Who ever heard tell of such a vicious game called UNO ATTACK? Do you know what can happen when you get 3 or 4 intense human beings involved in a vigorous game of Pit?! watch.  

When the smoke had cleared...and the bodies were properly disposed of....one attendee went to the Intensive Care Unit.....and one rather intense player of the game Pit, promptly rushed to the ER. (honest!) 

Finally, after the house was repaired as best as it could be (the blood stains on the carpet will just have to wait), I looked back on the evening and came to the shocking conclusion that a very high percentage of those in attendance had a "delightful" experience!?!

 Happy New Year!!

To the New Year.....

....Cheers.

Merry CHRISTmas!!

We here at TSS would like to extend our warmest Christmas wishes to you and yours this holiday season. Don't forget the GIVER of all gifts!

Twas' the night before Christmas...

Don't forget to set out the milk & cookies.

New Bloggers!

Dear Readers....

TSS is thrilled to announce the opening of a brand new cyberblog! Please join us in welcoming Mr. & Mrs. Nathan Smith to the blogsphere!

SBHC Blog

TSS is pleased to announce the unveiling of the new 

Shelbyville Bible Holiness Church "beta blog". 

Kudos to Trint Castle for getting it up and running.

Edna Parker, 1893-2008

World's most senior citizen, 115, dies peacefully at her Shelbyville home.

More News

click here for Edna Parker's Obituary

November 4, 2008

It's November 4th. Go Vote!

Home....Sweet Home!

There's nothing quite like being in a foreign country. Foreign food, foreign people, foreign money, foreign language, foreign cities, foreign customs, foreign culture, just a totally "foreign" feeling (if you read what i'm saying!). However....there is nothing quite like beign back home again in Indiana!! Ahhh....so much I could say of the land "South of the Border" but as they say: "a pictures worth 1000 words". Check out my Mexico Photo Album as well as my Oacaxa Photo Album. Also Be sure to check out the Shelbyville Hispanic Ministry blog for more info.

Hola!

Beloved Readers,

The Shelbyville Shouter is currently deployed in Mexico. Due to his current geographical location, updates will be rare. Cherish them. Today is EL Grito aqui en Mexico. Viva Mexico!!
Amor y Paz

3 more days.....

Wow! It hardly seems possible that in three short days...Nathan Joel Smith & Laura Beth VonBokern.......*sniff*......shall be wed! How time flies!!

Condolences can be sent to Laura via their website. Check it out!

Chapter Ended

It is with great joy and, yet might i add, i twinge of sadness, that i inform you of yet another chapter closed in my young life. Alas, my 10+ year tenure as student prodigy of the Mistress Mildred Hamilton has come to an end today. With bitter-sweet memories i write this eulogy of my years as an indentured servant. As it is in every life, every good thing must come to an end. Who knows, maybe i shall now have more time to devote to the Shouter? Only time will tell. But until then, i shall enjoy my "retirement" and, alas...my FREEDOM!

Shelbyville, world lose a tall treasure

Shelby County's own Sandy Allen, 53, considered the tallest woman in the world for most of her life, died at 2:55 a.m. Wednesday at Heritage House Convalescent Center in Shelbyville.

The world's tallest woman was laid to rest Monday. Hundreds paid their last respects to Sandy Allen, who died Wednesday from a recurring blood infection at the age of 53.

With the death of Sandy Allen on Wednesday, Shelbyville no longer can claim that the tallest woman in the world resides here, and the city has also lost one of its most colorful and interesting residents.
Allen with world's oldest person, Edna Parker, also of Shelbyville

Obituary

Eulogy

Read Sandy's Story.

Isaac Stephen Smith

I'm an uncle! WOW!

Isaac Stephen Smith was born around 11 PM on June 30, 2008. 19 inches long and 8 pounds 3 ounces.

His good looks and fine qualitys hail from his uncle Ben. ;)

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Clinton Visits Shelbyville

The solitude of the lazy Sunday afternoon was interrupted yesterday as Bill Clinton paid a little visit to our town yesterday.


Good ol' Billy, first-man wannabee. He'll show them how to decorate the white house!

Read more about Clinton's Shelbyville stop.